“I think you’re ready now to hear a little story about a girl named Megan. A girl named Megan that didn’t have a very good time in high school. I’m referring to myself when I say Megan. Me Megan. And I know you look at me now and think ‘Boy, she must of breezed through high school.’ Not the case Annie, No…this was not easy going up and down the halls ok? They use to try and blow me up, they threw fire crackers at my head. Fire crackers. I mean literally I’m not saying that figuratively. Fire crackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. Do you think I let that break me? Think I went home to my mummy crying ‘Oh I don’t have any friends, Oh Megan doesn’t have any friends.’ No I did not, you know what I did…I pulled myself up, I studied really hard, I read every book in the library and now I work for the Government. I have the highest possible security clearance. DON’T REPEAT THAT! I can’t protect you, I know were all the nucs are and I know the codes. You would be amazed, a lot of shopping malls. DON’T REPEAT THAT! I have six houses, I bought an 18 wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could okay, you lost Lillian. You got another best friend sitting right in front of you if you’d noticed ha? So you gotta stop feeling sorry for yourself ok? because I do not associate with people that blame the world for their problems because you’re your problem Annie and you’re also your solution. ”
Do you want to tell a cop about it? We’re just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.
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| — | Rhodes (Bridesmaids) |
I know where all of the missiles are and I know all of the codes…don’t ask me where…..you’d be surprised how many shopping centers.
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(via superhog) |
